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 1. Return the last remark with remark form
 1. Method names may need to be shortened, should use POD instead to
    describe their function
+
+## Crazy future ideas
+
+### (Lord knows there's TODOs I could be working on...)
+
+1. Return a text response instead of HTML if a `.txt` extension is requested
+1. Post thread via SMS (twil.io??)