diff --git a/lib/PostText.pm b/lib/PostText.pm
index 620e59e..f8e2ca9 100644
--- a/lib/PostText.pm
+++ b/lib/PostText.pm
@@ -187,6 +187,10 @@ sub startup($self) {
         ->to('remark#flag')
         ->name('flag_remark');
 
+    $remark->get('feed', [format => [qw{rss xml}]])
+        ->to('remark#feed')
+        ->name('remarks_feed');
+
     # Login/out
     $r->any([qw{GET POST}], '/login')
         ->to('moderator#login')
diff --git a/lib/PostText/Controller/Remark.pm b/lib/PostText/Controller/Remark.pm
index c66d7c0..4cbe8d4 100644
--- a/lib/PostText/Controller/Remark.pm
+++ b/lib/PostText/Controller/Remark.pm
@@ -1,6 +1,8 @@
 package PostText::Controller::Remark;
 
 use Mojo::Base 'Mojolicious::Controller', -signatures;
+use Date::Format;
+use XML::RSS;
 
 sub by_id($self) {
     my $remark_id = $self->param('remark_id');
@@ -99,4 +101,59 @@ sub flag($self) {
     $self->redirect_to($redirect_url);
 }
 
+sub feed($self) {
+    my $remarks   = $self->remark->feed;
+    my $rss       = XML::RSS->new(version => '2.0');
+    my $chan_link = $self->url_for(threads_list => {list_page => 1} )->to_abs;
+    my $rss_link  = $self->url_for(remarks_feed => {format => 'rss'})->to_abs;
+    my $rss_title = 'Post::Text Remarks';
+    my $rss_image = $self->url_for('/images/icon_small.png')->to_abs;
+
+    $rss->add_module(
+        prefix => 'atom',
+        uri    => 'http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom'
+        );
+
+    $rss->channel(
+        title         => $rss_title,
+        description   => 'In UTF-8 we trust. 🫡',
+        link          => $chan_link,
+        lastBuildDate => time2str('%a, %d %b %Y %X %z', time),
+        atom          => {
+            link => {
+                href => "$rss_link", # This has to be quoted idk why
+                rel  => 'self',
+                type => 'application/rss+xml'
+            }
+        });
+
+    $rss->image(
+        title       => $rss_title,
+        url         => $rss_image,
+        link        => $chan_link,
+        width       => 144,
+        height      => 144,
+        description => 'A small nerdy anime girl'
+        );
+
+    for my $remark (@{$remarks}) {
+        my $description = $self->markdown($remark->{'body'});
+        my $item_link   = $self->url_for(
+            single_remark => {remark_id => $remark->{'id'}}
+            )->to_abs;
+
+        $rss->add_item(
+            # Maybe do like Re: $thread_title but that's too much
+            # effort tonight am lazy
+            #title       => $remark->{'title'},
+            link        => $item_link,
+            permaLink   => $item_link,
+            description => $description,
+            pubDate     => $remark->{'date'}
+            );
+    }
+
+    $self->render(text => $rss->as_string);
+}
+
 1;
diff --git a/lib/PostText/Model/Remark.pm b/lib/PostText/Model/Remark.pm
index 7b492a4..d74fdc2 100644
--- a/lib/PostText/Model/Remark.pm
+++ b/lib/PostText/Model/Remark.pm
@@ -116,4 +116,19 @@ sub unflag($self, $remark_id) {
        END_SQL
 }
 
+sub feed($self) {
+    my $date_format = $self->date_format;
+
+    $self->pg->db->query(<<~'END_SQL', $date_format)->hashes;
+            SELECT remark_id               AS id,
+                   TO_CHAR(remark_date, ?) AS date,
+                   remark_body             AS body
+              FROM remarks
+             WHERE NOT hidden_status
+             GROUP BY remark_id
+             ORDER BY remark_date DESC
+             LIMIT 15;
+           END_SQL
+}
+
 1;
diff --git a/t/remark.t b/t/remark.t
index 3473f33..67a2bf9 100644
--- a/t/remark.t
+++ b/t/remark.t
@@ -28,6 +28,11 @@ subtest 'View single remark', sub {
         ->content_type_like(qr{text/plain});
 };
 
+subtest 'Remarks feed', sub {
+    $t->get_ok('/remark/feed.rss')->status_is(200)
+        ->content_type_is('application/rss+xml')
+};
+
 $t->ua->max_redirects(1);
 
 subtest 'Post new remark', sub {